Slippery Slope Fallacies run rampant in the streets

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk....

If "people spores" implant themselves into my furniture, I will stop smoking this crazy shit....

If a burglar breaks into my house, I will shoot him with the 12 gauge behind the door....

If a baby breaks into my house, I will love it until my dying breath....